A little bitch who steals all the girls when he gets mad. He usually has a big cock, and always wants to fuck.
by Cocks are niceeee March 3, 2020

A Jake Spray Tan is when you shit the bed during your sleep bad enough to permanently stain not only your entire back but the entirety of the bed you were sleeping in.
I booked a hotel after a night out with the boys and I woke up the next morning to a Jake Spray Tan on my bed
by Informativity January 26, 2021

to spank your monkey. to jake off.
"what are you doing?!"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
"i'm jaking off! i'm about to gak everywhere!"
"why would you jake off in my car?"
by bonerpetite August 5, 2022

Super sweet and caring, hopeless romantic, probably Pansexual or Bisexual also, is probably a Bottom.
by BottomBoi24 February 3, 2020

by jenny201391 December 18, 2023

So sexy and has very sweaty hands. he picks his nose . and he has a very massive penis compared to the average man. also he is only attracted to women who have mental issues and want to harm themselves. he walks under signs and walks over 3 drains so his luck is so shit i reckon he will never get lucky in his life with a women
by jake coles biggest fan June 19, 2023
