Tea Cosied

Female victory humilation:

The celebratory act performed on a unconscience victim by squatting repeatable until the vagina touches the face. Female equivalent to teabagging.

"You have been tea cosied bitch!"

by obvk July 13, 2020

Tea

One of those depressed people, but also really funny and hella good friend. Also that skinny bitch who looks like a fucking model. When she isnt happy dont mess with her because she will end your life, she also likes to spill the tea.

"Omg u look like a fucking model Tea"

by 2020 year of misery June 21, 2020

Sweet Tea

Irrelevant tea, but becomes relevant because it got added to or new drama erupts from the old tea.

Omg! I have Sweet Tea! Karen and Jason are getting back together again.

by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.

I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.

by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023

tea

In generally chavvy parts of England, some people refer to dinner as tea.

'When's tea?'
'When it's fucking done.'

by yodels loudly December 4, 2016

tea

its drama

bob: Did you hear that Rylan Adams killed Shane Dawson
Bill: that is some tea right there

by faze_buttcracks March 2, 2019

tea-wave

The wave of tea, usually herbal, caused by the strung tea bag dropping from the top side of the mug to the lower side during tilting. The resulting tidal wave of tea is hot and can both surprise and burn the victim, although the phenomenon usually occurs towards the end of the drink when temperatures are cooler but tilt angles are higher.

"Pass me a towel, I just got hit with a tea-wave"

by Big_Bad_Frank November 4, 2021