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What your single and newly divorced 7 marriages your a mistake we tried to abort you father watches.
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porn

a website where you find women suck dicks right after the dick was in them
"i love porn especially right after someone sucks dick after putting it in the lady"
by fnck off September 30, 2022
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companion porn

Is when you watch the porn your girlfriend likes while having sex and you like how turned on she gets.
Ali: "I love doing companion porn, May gets so wet!"
by Masochist Goddess June 15, 2022
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misfortune porn

oh look, misfortune has nice knockers

yep she suuuure dus

gf: what is that on ur phone?????
me: dw its just misfortune porn lol, shez not reall uno
by upursm8 February 3, 2020
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Porn

Searching porn means you're lonely.
by Lonelyboy007 March 3, 2021
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Porn

An evil invention that is degrading to both men and women alike even though people often say its degrading to women. Overtime, it can become an addiction and whether you'd like to admit it or not it does have negative affects on a person's mind even if only subconsciously. It creates unrealistic expectations of sex and ruins relationships and destroys marriages. Sometimes the people in the videos may even have been sex-trafficed which is yet another reason it is bad. If, however you struggle with watching porn don't feel ashamed because we all mess up, you can get help, you're not in this alone!
Man, I wish my wife was as hot as those chicks in porn and could give head as good as them, maybe it's just time to file for divorce and find someone better.
by I_am_me_3 December 31, 2019
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porn trance

When a guy stares off into space like he's left his body but he's actually visualizing a scene from a recent porn that he has watched. It usually lasts around 9 seconds.
I was taking photos of a couple when the guy was clearly in a porn trance and took a moment to focus on his girlfriend and the photos.
by Wordgobbler March 30, 2023
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