potato rocks are potatoes that look like rocks people mistake them for rocks and refuse to eat them causing the middle age housewife to lose her mind and scream "MY POTATOES AREN'T ROCKS YOU MORON NEVER COME HERE AGAIN. I HATE YOU!!! "
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
yeah...there really that influential in society so look out for potato rocks I assure u that u will find them EVERYWHERE!!!
by joeisking2022 January 9, 2022
Get the potato rocksmug. by iconicspartan February 22, 2024
Get the Potatomug. An EXTREAMLY sussy imposter
by the sun in the name bus May 4, 2022
Get the A Potatomug. Da classic "watch TV and have sex" male half --- "fat 'n' bald like a potato" optional, but often also da case, as well.
Advice for looking-to-be-satisfied ladies --- just like their identically-named nightshade-family plant, many seed-potato dudes will likely not be good "eating", in dat they may be so lazy and self-centered dat they won't even feel overly motivated to go down on you.
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the seed-potatomug. Party potatoes are mashed potatoes mixed with cream cheese, sour cream and milk, then baked to a creamy goodness. Also known as party "potes".
by Bean_0916 March 28, 2009
Get the party potatoesmug. 
