Boston Cream Doughnut

When you cum inside of someone, then shit on their crotch

Them: yo they look like a freak.
Me: no joke. I gave em a Boston Cream Doughnut last week
Them: oh shit

by OzMuskratt January 2, 2022

cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Rainbow Cream Pie

When a couple engage in intercourse and the male (penis having individual) ejaculates inside the woman (uterus having individual) while she is on her period creating a beautiful rainbow of sperm and menstrual blood.

Person 1: Hey babe, can I cream pie you?
Person 2: I'm on my period.
Person 1: Even better. I can rainbow cream pie you.

by Arianna00p April 27, 2025

black cream

black lotion it tastes awesome

I would love some black cream in my mouth.
Others: ME TOO I LOVE BLACK CREAM

by BlackMaleNotRacist February 8, 2022

cream dream

A nocturnal emission.

I went 70 days without masturbating as an adolescent. Man, there were lots of cream dreams.

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

Merryland Cream Pie

A pie gaining a celebrity food status invented in 2001 be El Cheffo Dano Rae made from vanilla pudding topped with marshmallows and raspberry pie filling with the topping being frozen and placed on the pie. The topping is cracked with a spoon and still crunchy when eaten.

Dano Rae's Merryland Cream Pie is ficking incredible.

by Slothster January 15, 2024

Truffle cream

The cream that comes from having anal sex, pulling out your penis and rapidly rubbing it through the crack.

She had truffle cream in her crack after having anal sex

by Madam Amanda August 14, 2021