how to be straight

crowd yourself in women or men depends on your sexuality and ask them all out then boom!! u prooved ur straight:,)

“im so fucking gay..;(im gonna crowd myself in girls and kiss them all!, wow! im straight now! i hope..” and thats how to be straight!

by anonymous August 2, 2021

Straight head

When a man asks another man for head. But they’re wearing Socks

“He just asked me for straight head!!!!”

*panic*

by Hellokittyemobitch July 19, 2020

Straight spy

Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.

Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.

by aquxertha July 1, 2020

super straight

dumb

what you should do if youre ever unfortunate enough to meet one
idiot: im super straight
you: EW *spits on them*

by hanakosbestiee March 12, 2021

straight nandermo

it's just nandermo

straight nandermo once said "vampirism is a curse and i ... care for you too much to burden you with that."

by lesbianvampires May 31, 2022

straight boogie

and adjective to describe something totally awesome

dude, that trick was straight boogie

by trueman May 13, 2007

Straight Jippy

A play off the phrase “straight drippy”, when an individual is dressed in a wide variety of denim-based material (i.e. Jean jacket, jorts, etc.) and is considered to be wearing the attire well - one can think of it as shortened “Jean drippy”

Friend 1: “You see that guy over there with the jeans, denim jacket and hat?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, I wonder why he is dressed like that?”
Friend 1: “In this world, it’s either drip or drown, and that man is straight jippy.”

by Doctor Deeply October 24, 2022