simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

simp

treating a women like an actual human being

dickwad: you’re such a simp bro
gentleman: sorry for treating her like a women and not trash

by your moms side July 9, 2020

Simp

1. Jack Schell

1. Jack Schell is a simp.
2. Dont me a Jack Schell

by YBLOL July 9, 2020

Simp

Simp is Brandon Croft who is obsessed with jade

Brandon Simps over jade

by Rxndomus3r July 10, 2020

Gaben Simp

A Gaben Simp is someone who wants to play games on Steam but doesn't actually own them, when they are free on Epic Games he refuses to grab it.

Look Harvey is being a Gaben Simp again, what a fucking loser lol.

by Epic Games user July 10, 2020

simp

the act of obviously liking one and the other one doesn’t admit it.

the act of someone being overly affectionate towards another without feelings being returned

‘Oh my, Sienna is such a simp for coconut.’
‘I heard that he’s a simp too-‘

by coconut’s wife July 11, 2020

Simp

A simp is, simply speaking, the opposite of a pimp, or a pimp without the ‘p’, and has been used in rap songs such as “sippin on some syrup’ and ‘cash shit.’

To quote youtuber Aba Atlas, “a pimp is a manager, and a simp is a customer who never gets the goods. He paid, but he didn’t receive his product.”

A simp is a guy who donates to Twitch streamers, pays for Onlyfans and premium Snapchats etc, and writes desperate messages full of cringe inducing emojis and badly written compliments, and sometimes ends up paying more than he would an actual prostitute, hoping that his money and blind flattery will get him laid, but never does.

Damien; “yes queen 😍😍😍😍, so beautiful🤤🔥😉🥵 so sexy, my girlfriend would never do stuff like you, gorgeous😈😈, how much would you like me to tip?”

Rob; “haha you’re such a simp, bro.”

by Summadkunt439 July 11, 2020