Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet

After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!

by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012

post race depression

The feeling after watching a Formula 1 or similar race

“Hey Lisa, did you watch the race?”

“Yes, I am sad now, I have post race depression,”

by Driver666 August 8, 2022

Post Traumatic Jacking

After a serious drama in someones life, said person goes to relieve themselves of the problems that have occurred recently. Through a serious amount of rubbing yourself and waiting to ejaculate.

Friend: Yeah, he has had a lot of issues lately
Stranger: Yeah, his mom just died recently.
Friend: Wouldnt be surprised if he wasn't Post Traumatic Jacking right now.

by WhatDoYouDefiine April 27, 2015

post this on ig reels

when somebody says this it basically means "put this on Instagram reels so I can disrespect the shit out of you and watch what happens" I am not sure how to put more than that really, but I think the example will help.

original poster : *posts a cringy ass video*
commenter : "post this on ig reels lil bro"

by blocktheurbandictionarist. June 6, 2024

Post-Guilter

Someone who posts there cause onfacebook/ social media and tries to guilt you into re-posting it.

Post-Guilter= 95% of you won't re-post this.. " Re-Post if you think it's wrong to smokecrackwhile pregnant"

by JohnJohnJFN July 5, 2012

Post-Nut Houdini

The act of ghosting someone after nutting. The ghosting can either be permanent or temporary, and if temporary, the nutter will often return to the same person ghosted for more action, and the process will repeat.

Often seen in situationships.

Woman 1: "Ugh, James ghosted me again after I made him nut last night. This always happens; he hasn't texted me all day!"
Woman 2: "Looks like he pulled a Post-Nut Houdini. Sorry about that."

by EarthieMelee December 15, 2022

nathaniel posts streaks

he sends people streaks and posts it on his snapchat story

nathaniel posts streaks on his story because hes retarded

by fatty90skid October 20, 2019