penis vision

noun: the ability to sense a penis is nearby. Invented in Kentucky in July 2008.

My penis vision is getting sharper.

by Krista Thunder November 2, 2008

Long penis

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life

Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now

by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

The Penis Kingdom

In 1455 Year of Our Lord, there was a vassal ruled by the Vaganians known as the Penis Kingdom. It was founded long ago by Sack-Sons, but back then they were a bunch of total dumbasses and they couldn't read or write. And thus, they could not record history. The capital city was Fukuoka, in the year 1455, and by then the city was flourishing with drug dealers, sex clubs, and porn shops. Something interesting about the city was it was built on a peculiar landform called "The Dick of God" and was surrounded entirely by the Yellow Sea. Their king was none other than Duce Hirohitler XIV, who was known as a notorious flaming homosexual. Alas, our knowledge ends at this point, as the trail ends there. However, what has become of the Penis Kingdom is said to be located in the German mainland, after the Migration of 1865. There, they live under a new name. They live under the name of the Neo Nazis.

The Penis Kingdom is often referred to as "Nazi Germany" when in actuality, it is "The Penis Kingdom"

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

seizure penis

1. An out of control Penis
2. A Penis that cums at the most inoppurtune times.

1. Man i sure had a seizure penis last night.
2. I had a seizure penis last night at church.

by JSB15 June 20, 2008

penis popsicle

When you put a penis in a freezer and it gets really really cold. Frozen even. It is now a penis popsicle. Penis penis.

That dude totally made a penis popsicle, now he is in the hospital, for his penis

by plinco flock o' penis March 8, 2011

Penis Bomb

An accumulation of ripped up pieces of papper with penises drawn on them. Penis Bombs are used when one throw the on a friend or random person.

I just "Penis Bombed" the shit out of some dude!

I just got "Penis Bombed", I think I might commit suicide now.

Is the "Penis Bomb" ready?
yeah let me just draw this last penis and then we'll destroy someone!

by soccerstud3 June 12, 2011

Athlete's Penis

A case where, due to excessive exercise, a man's penis is smaller than normal. Unlike athlete's foot, athlete's penis is not caused by fungus infections. It happens because all of the blood that would usually keep a man's penis his normal size is being used in his muscles. This is not contagious, but very demoralizing to said man.

Person A: "Ah man, it sucks Harrison got pantsed in from of Allie!"
Person B: "Yeah that was the worst case of Athlete's Penis I've ever seen! I don't know if he'll ever be able to live it down..."

by Future Mind-Controling Robots July 9, 2010