Butt Pirate

Someone who is more than happy to drop anchor in poo bay.

Butt Pirate: Prepare ye anus

by itreb ekim September 7, 2014

Dime butt

A butt ranking "10 out of 10" on the worldwide index of backsides.

Volleyball spandex are best worn by women with dime butts.

by megatrononon January 3, 2015

Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.

by greyhat January 5, 2015

Butt Snuggler

A person or animal who uses the Gluteus Maximus of another person/animal/or inanimate object as a pillow.

"Yo! Did you hear about Maggie? I heard she uses asses for pillows, she's a total Butt Snuggler"

by theoneguyfromthatoneplace November 2, 2013

marker butt

What you call your ass after a bowel movement in which–after multiple wipes–you're still not clean.

The opposite of a "no wiper".

I was in the bathroom this morning 15 minutes longer than usual because I was out of wet wipes and had marker butt.

by Jon Ace April 12, 2015

Butt Flapping

When you shake your butt in a way to make the cheeks sound like wings flapping

Wes was butt flapping so hard I thought it was a flock of geese

by Marginallyclean July 11, 2016

Peek a Butt

To pop out from behind cover and catch a good long stare at passing posteriors.

Made popular by Ben Peek in the late 90's

"What are you up to today Ben?"
"Playing Peek a Butt down by the creek, what else?"

by Sneaky Peeky April 19, 2019