morning ninja

Stealthily surprising your partner while they sleep by erotically waking them in a sensual way.

(press 7 for fellatio)

its 3 am. ------(insert morning ninja here)------ now its 3:30 am

sneak sneak sneak... NINJA SURPRISE!!!...

by drivingmissdaisy September 05, 2011

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brazillian cum ninja

A golden tan, transgender, man covered in dried cum from head to toe limiting the ability to move freely causing extreme uncomfortableness.

Emmitt: Hello Carter what did you and Opal do last night?

Carter: She gave me a classic Brazillian Cum Ninja.

Emmitt: Jeez Louis that must have been some night, huh?

by Baby_Carrot.29 December 24, 2024

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Ninja Dust

The powder at the bottom of a can of Wasabi Nuts.

Bro, I was eating some wasabi almonds and that fucking ninja dust shit got in my eyes. That shit burns. I bet you could blow that shit in somebody's face on purpose and be a total ninja."

by Wip3ou7xl March 11, 2013

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Ninja Dust

The act of busting on the woman's breasts and then tossing a handful of glitter in the cum. Whilst creating a beautiful art piece, you disappear before she gets the aftermath out of her nose and eyes.

Bro, last night I ninja dusted this girl, and dipped. She had no idea where I went.

by NorthernOmen March 02, 2024

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