Musical Madlads

We now present our nation: The Group of Musical Madlads, dubbed A Discord Server Council with the most professional and intellectual Discordians of Discord in all the History of Discord. Our official curse word is “hecl.”

“I wanna be the Musical Madlads USSR Swamp Water!”

by Dank9799 June 9, 2019

musical reassurance

Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.

Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.

by QuacksO June 12, 2019

musical holes

Similar to the game you used to play as a kid; except with female bodies instead of chairs.

" I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to play 'musical holes' and he agreed; and it went: Dunt dunt dunt dunt duh da duh dunt (get the gist), which hole will my dick go in to?" " Pop goes the weasel."

by Cuntstina July 3, 2019

Music Syndrome

When someone's self esteem is music and has happy feels when listening to music.

Person 1: Yo, dude. Why are you listening to music so much?
Person 2: YEAH BECAUSE IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Person 1: Do you need a chill pill?
Person 2: NAW MAN!!!
Person 1: I think you have music syndrome.

by DoodleBaldiBFB June 2, 2019

Music Horn

Someone who listens to music but doesn’t understand the language/doesn’t know what the singer(s) is saying.

They also believe they can instantly learn a language just by listening to a single song.

Boy- yo what’s up with Cassandra??
Girl- I don’t know? Ever since she started listening to BTS she thinks she’s Korean or something. She doesn’t even know what they’re saying!
Boy- Wow so she’s a Music Horn?
Girl- I guess so!

by Ian Willford June 2, 2019

musicmole

A person that is a great fan of a certain music genre but does not disclose it publicly. A musicmole does not live up to the music culture it adores. Musicmoles listen to their music alone and are usually not seen at concerts or festivals.

coworker: Have you heard that Max is a metal fan? He is a real musicmole. I always thought he liked jazz.

by #nolens October 6, 2019

music stalker

music which has the same effect of gang stalking or stalking in general

The music you heard somewhere else with the same theme to harasses you is considered music stalking, the person who does it is called music stalker

by jeffersonson October 14, 2019