Mexican T-shirt

a paper toilet seat cover or ass gasket often found in public restrooms.

Always use a Mexican T-shirt when crapping at the gas station.

by dankrab March 22, 2008

Mexican Alarm Clock

An elaborate scheme to rid your bed of unwanted hoes. The idea is once you have realised that you have picked up a fugly bitch from a night you can not remember, you find your ass some jalapeno chillies and rub your finger(s) in them so as to obtain the spicey sweetness. From here, you proceed to ram-a-jam your spicey finger up the bitch's ass hole.
You will never see her again.

This technique may also be used if one wishes to have breakfast in bed or a full bed to themselves but be warned you will never see this girl again so make sure she's not special.

"Man I picked up THE ugliest bitch the other night"

"Fuck man, have a big one?"

"The biggest."

"How'd you act in the morning?"

"How do you think I acted? Dipped my fist in some jalapenos and ram-a-jammed my fist up that fuckers ass hole."

"Brutal Mexican Alarm Clock!!! Nice!!!"

by Trogdog April 8, 2010

Mexican Titty-Twister

When one shits in a blender, blends on highest setting, and then pours it over a women's tits while singing the Canadian National Anthem.

I had a great time last night. We did Mexican Titty-Twisters until 4 in the morning.

by hammondmatthew14 October 30, 2012

Mexican Trowel Job

The act of inserting one’s cock into the "other" (southern) hole during intercourse without permission.

AKA – “illegal immigration”.

I gave this nasty bitch a mexican trowel job last night and she didn't even notice. Is that a bad thing?

by turd dangler September 29, 2015

mexican door handle

a trunk release latch on the inside of the trunk. synonymous with emergency latch and rape escape.

We won't have to wait for someone to let us out of the trunk, we just have to find the mexican door handle.

by steelerfan7 September 3, 2009

Mexican Water Drops

Pure liquid, burning, explosive diarrhea.

Induced from poor dietary choices, booze benders or actually consuming Mexican tap water while on vacation in Cancun.

How was your vacation to Mexico? Great until the Mexican water drops hit. I spent half the week on the shitter.

Partying till 2 am and late night Taco Bell is guaranteed Mexican water drops.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2018

Mexican tree war

When two groups of Mexicans (usually gangs) run out of bullets and resort to climbing trees and throwing tacos at the enemy

I was once caught in the middle of a Mexican tree war

by Spoockthegreat June 26, 2019