Jake

Jakes are normally better then Riley’s.

Jake is better

by Potgeyt May 6, 2021

Jake

The sexiest, most wonderful man in the world. Encouraging and understanding and supportive. So funny and kind. The best partner a person could've ever asked for. If you have him, you're the luckiest mf in the whole world. But if you try to touch his butthole, he'll clench his cheeks so tight your fingers might fall off. Try anyways.

P1: "I tried to touch Jake's butthole and lost 2 fingers.."
P2: "Try again"

by BlobbyBoobie July 4, 2025

Jake

Jake is a racist human being. He is rude, discriminative, and only likes straight, conservative, and rich people. He thinks that being transgender is a mental illness and he hates all first nations and thinks that all they do is complain.

First Nation: Hey look, it's racist Jake!!
Other First Nation: Run, he is going to verbally abuse us!!

by Gay Bobo February 26, 2020

Jake allison

A fat, bigfoot looking chode who has tits the size of watermelons

Me: Hey Jake why are your only friends underclassmen?
Jake Allison: Well because I have Moobs.

by The Steel Beam March 25, 2019

Jake

Jake is a sweet man/boy who is usually shy and won’t say hi first. Though he may be shy he is a really passionate, kind, and really funny. He likes being talked to and will ask you how you are. Jake has really good style and really cute hair that will make you wanna run your fingers through it!!! In all Jake is someone to keep around. And he’s a total cutie😉

Boy “Oh hey it’s Jake!”
Girl “omg tell him I said he’s cute”
Boy 2 “he’s so funny”

by :)yeahimcool February 10, 2021

Jake Paul

Really not as bad as people like to think

We r all now fans of Jake Paul, thanks a lot Shane

by Queen Hadassah November 27, 2018

Jaking

To attempt to repair something and break it further.

I asked someone to fix my sink but they are jaking it.

by Meangirl667 November 16, 2022