n. That one coworker who pours all but the last half cup of coffee out of the pot, then places it back on the burner so A. It burns up, leaving the entire office smelling of rank ass burnt up coffee or B. The next person who comes along has to brew a fresh pot.
I could tell by the smell of burning ass when I walked in this morning that the Half Cup Bandit had struck again.
by Public Enemy No 1 April 16, 2019

by 459395 March 21, 2023

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)
Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.
Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper
by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

half-stepcousin.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024

thatrandomperson and teegan
by thatrandompersonnnnn April 27, 2024

A sudden turning point in how things in a category are made due to a revolutionary item created in that category
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)
(Like how half life 1 changed game making)
by declandude25_newer May 21, 2022

My half-great-cousin-nephew is a good person.
by Gtopql November 23, 2019
