Half Hair

When I child at the age of under 13 has half of one side of there hair missing

Excuse Shikiel you have half hair right now

by Shikiel Spencer January 20, 2017

Hair Sex

When someone touches your hair vigorously and or plays with it such as stroking it back in fourth. Another type of hair sex is when someone "boops" your hair or plays with your ponytail or bun.

In school today Nathan provided me with hair sex; now, my hair is screwed up.

by Thenerdykitkat February 8, 2017

Madam Hair Kulture

Madam Hair Kulture a.k.a MHK, is someone that sells quality hairs on Instagram.. Madam Hair KULTURE is known for giving her customers affordable quality.. Madam Hair Kulture is also a guru in wig making, hair revamping and coloring.. She is a perfectionist and will do anything to make her customers happy

Be a guru, be a Madam Hair Kulture

by Yourhabits February 4, 2020

Soviet Hair Salon

A hair salon where everyone gets the same exact haircut.

Person 1: All those people have the same bowl-shaped hair
Person 2: Heck yeah boi it's the Soviet Hair Salon

by Anti Social Cuddlefish March 25, 2020

Revenge hair cut

Revenge Hair Cut

Having never received a tip for her services from the client the hair stylist gave a revenge hair cut to the client that emphasized her worst facial attributes

by Swim Coach Al April 1, 2020

Covid hair

The way your hair looks after laying on the couch for 3 or 4 days binge-watching "Breaking Bad" for the 4th time since the pandemic got your ass laid off.

Never answer a video call when you have covid hair

by Rowan 64 April 22, 2020

Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.

You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!

by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020