e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part! i am currently seeing so many e-mops that it goets annoying but its better then real emos. or maybe not since the real emos slice themselves.. i hate emos

e-mo=emo the p=poser so e-mop is a mix of emo and poser

Look at that pathetic e-mop!

by italianballer485 September 2, 2008

E-Actor

Someone who acts like someone they're not in real life.

Earl says he starting split end for his football team. The truth is the kid is 5 foot 6, weighs 180, can barely bench 60 and runs a 40 in 10 seconds and cant even catch. Hes a real good E-Actor.

by TheyCallMeJesus August 21, 2008

E-Boy

If you meet a E-Boy... I'm sorry. These boys usually are always on their phone. They are not athletic and their arms are Spaghetti noodles. They can't see well since they are always winking. They are always dehydrated since their tongue is always out. There natural habitat is TikTok

E-Boys are 🍝 Spaghetti Noodles

by Justin Glener May 12, 2020

e-shout

When somebody shouts on e-mail or chat sites on the web. Usually (but not always) all in caps and at somebody else.

(Online) Eg 1:
Meg: WOULD YOU IDIOTS STOP TALKING ABOUT THAT STUPID "Jo Bro" CONCERT ALL READY?!?!? IT'S BEEN ALMOST 3 MONTHS!!!!!!!!!!
Katie: NO! It was a-MA-zing!!! And you need to stop e-shoutiong at us.
(Offline) Eg 2:
Matt: I'm so sick of Joe e-shouting at us all about how we lost the game!

by Mika17 September 14, 2010

E-Gay

Imagine, like an e-girl, but it's a guy who also loves dicks.

Oh XFioraMaster18 I want your bick cock in my tight mouth.
Ew dude, you're so E-Gay

by Kipsty September 2, 2019

E-dumb

You get drunk in one night, you join e-harmony.com, loverplanet.com (complete Russian) then you sign up for a year subscription of live sex sex web cams.

You wake the next morning your credit is out. Oh shit. Do you want to throw 3 dollars.

E-Dumb Its true I was drunk, didn't get to pick up anything from the Bar did not want to go to bed. Some live cyber sex web cams, then e-eharmony, then loversplanet.com. Do you know how many Russian women contact me because if they get married it is free citizenship and no work visa.

The thing is I don't really want to throw it away because it cost me around $300.00 at the same it is an activity that takes time out of my life everyday.

by RustlerHustler November 26, 2011

e-troduce

To introduce two people by e-mail.

We never met but a buddy sent us a message to e-troduce us.

by Ronilicious January 20, 2008