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Ducking yourself

Exposing yourself to being a PDF.
Dude: LOL did you just admit to having sex with a barely 18 teenager?
Duck: NO U
Dude: You're really ducking yourself right now.
by Enchi's Mom June 14, 2022
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Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick
Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick
by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023
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two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
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Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
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Dying Duck

Our orchestra sounds like dying ducks!
by Lily28s January 29, 2020
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Admiral Duck Vagina

A name for a human being that is toxic to the point of being unbearable.
Here comes Admiral Duck Vagina to ruin our Minecraft session.
by TheNewLegion September 18, 2021
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