don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

swift dip

When someone leaves, or "dips" out of a party swiftly and without saying goodbye to anyone. Similar to an Irish goodbye.

"Has anyone seen Mike?" "He's gone, he pulled a swift dip"

by largeorangegiraffe December 29, 2020

Dipping

When you shove sack in mormon girl and you lay there

My buddy Ben was Utah Dipping all night long.

by WillBbaby December 25, 2021

he dipped

He left

He said hi to me then he dipped

by Boiiu June 1, 2019

double-dipping brewsloth

A person in any setting where coffee is being self served and they RE-USE coffee grinds to brew the next pot.

I caught Gunther making a new pot of coffee with the old grinds! Gunther is such a double-dipping brewsloth.

by TKx2 July 13, 2017

Fun dipped

When you’re engaged in intercourse with a partner you are not fond of with the lights off, get her to slobber all over your penis and dip it in the urn of one of her lost loved ones (lost pets are fine as well) and proceed to engage in more oral, causing an abrupt end to both the intercourse and the relationship once she turns the lights on.

Dude sally made a scene last night at the party, how did you get her to break up with you so fast?

Was easy, i took note of how important sallies grandmother was to her and I Fun dipped her

Dude you’re going to hell

by Moisty merry April 15, 2023

fun dip

You totally then take the sticks and stick them out of your mouth and have a mkni sword fight with someone, preferably of the opposite sex.

yo babe do you want to fun dip with me in the living room?

by You're*** October 31, 2019