one-legged dance

A slang term used for male masturbation.

I'm ready to kick my roommate out, I caught him doing the one-legged dance in the shower again.

by Nachtein February 14, 2012

Dancing Lance

When the size of the turd exceeds the allotted space within the toilet bowl. When trying to flush the object, it merely darts around the hole not continuing it's journey.

"Damn dude, I had a serious Dancing Lance last night. It took about four flushes before it finally went down."

by toastedfresh October 26, 2017

Dancing your mouse

Someone who spends more time dancing and bouncing their mouse around their desk to music than actually doing any work.

Hey Bland, how about you do some work instead of dancing your mouse like you’re in some sort of Scottish stage show.

by User1893 July 21, 2022

Default dance

A dance were a skin hurts your feelings.

Oh I'll just Default dance on his grave real quick

by Venompool July 9, 2019

Break-dance

Breaks you and your soul while you dance whilst making you feel on cocaine and LSD whilst breaking and spraining a few hand and legs

My brother is in the hospital because he was doing some Break-dance.

by Degenerate car November 4, 2021

Banana Dance

An exotic dance performed by a naked male, which involves much thrusting of the hips (to visibly move his appendage). Guaranteed to cheer up a partner.

OMG my hubby did the banana dance for me last night. Really cheered me up.

by Thrust Levers October 13, 2022

Fusion Dance

Why ender had the good qualities of Peter and Valentine both. And why he saved the world from the Buggers.

Hey. You know Ender was created.
How?
Peter and Valentine did the fusion dance.
No the did n...
YES THEY DID!!!

by copyartist_234 April 28, 2008