A Ben is the essence of a god. A Ben can not be challenged in any field of combat or in any field of academic study as he will surpass you in every way. A Ben will grow to be older than any other human not of the same name. A Ben is the best lover a woman or man could ask for as, as soon as they put it in you, you will orgasm thousands of times a second . A Ben does not care what you are they will accept you for you.
by The one true ben November 13, 2022

Verb: to try to win an argument (especially when wrong) by talking faster and louder than the opponent in a sanctimonious, whiny way
Noun: the act of arguing loudly and quickly in an attempt to throw off the opponent
Noun: the act of arguing loudly and quickly in an attempt to throw off the opponent
Verb: "He tried to Ben Shapiro me into agreeing to go out with him to a Citizens for CEOs rally instead of the drag show like I had planned, so now I can't imagine why I even considered going out with him in the first place."
Noun: "Don't even think about trying to pull a Ben Shapiro on me! You definitely can't fool me into believing you know the first thing about this."
Noun: "Don't even think about trying to pull a Ben Shapiro on me! You definitely can't fool me into believing you know the first thing about this."
by Andromeda's Bumper December 31, 2024


The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.
Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…
by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023

the person you can feel safe with. There is two types of bens.. One ben is a weirdo and thinks he is something when he isnt and then there is the other ben who is quite a good looking guy who always doubts himself for no reason at all. I could write all day about this type of ben. This type of ben you wouldn't get along with at first but then you talk to him more then you are best mates. You feel comforted by this type of ben all the time. They are insecure themselves but if another person views them as who they are then they are practically perfect. They have their own ways of coping. This type of ben is the type of person to get you always checking your phone for his message or anything related to him. Everytime your with a group of friends you don't go out with them unless that ben is there. This ben has probably had loads of trauma but doesn't often speak about it. This ben is someone you say goodnight to out of everyone every night like a hobby. Ben is the person i would always speak to out of everyone. I always would choose them in a room with everyone in the world. he is a brother in one with your bestmate. So to you ben.. If you some how read this which you probably never will. You mean alot to me even if i dont mean alot to you you are eveyrthing to me. Your comfort is all i need.
by Popav14wazzradlcomparkimissyou July 31, 2024

Ashlyn’s and Ben’s are literally perfect together. They are both amazing. Even though Ben’s are confusing and don’t express his feeling Ashlyn’s have enough love to give and can be simps.
by So true queens May 6, 2022
