Ben

Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.

You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.

Ben is a top lad.

“That Ben gheez is thundercunting bricks at the homeless again”

by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023

Ben

Infinitely better than Sevilla in every way.

Wow, Sevilla is cool, but she’s not BEN.

by NotBen November 21, 2023

ben caudle

Something you yell at a rather big individual. Or a fake name used when prank calling others.

"Hey ben Caudle!"
"Ben Caudle raped that little girl!"

by Ben Caudle November 22, 2023

Ben Caudle

A rather big bloke

"Hey Ben Caudle"

by Ben Caudle November 22, 2023

Ben Poole

A student at Crossroads public school in ontario canada

i met ben poole today

by BEN POOLE November 22, 2023

Talking Ben The Dog

IShowSpeed's worst enemy

Talking ben the dog

by Random Words & Definitions November 22, 2023

Ben

A rugged piece of shit...total disgrace
Huh...wat....why....how....when....where..who???
Dumb bitch can't shut up!

Don't be a fucking Ben

by Can of shit juice November 24, 2023