Beats

A pair of headphones that despite being ‘designer’ are actually quite crap. It’s humans way of saying ‘look at me,I saved up my pocket money for 4 years and bought some shite headphones’

The 16 year old boy forgot to plug in his rose gold beats into his laptop, resulting in the whole library hearing rather loud sexual noises.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020

Beat the bag

When your doing her doggy with your buddy watching, pull out, and ejaculate while your buddy punches your balls like a speed ball.

I was hanging with this girl till she asked to beat the bag like a psychotic bitch.

by harderdaddy420 March 9, 2024

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Don't go reppin' on ma beat

When a affluent member of a gang or 'rock solid' crew is laying down some 'heavy' rap, often accompanied by instrumental music and a lesser member of the gang or stranger interrupts them mid-flow.

Wow grandad! Don't go reppin' on ma beat! F*@K!

by BigBlackMan123 June 7, 2011

Fabi-Beats

Awesome music that can potentially do everything and makes you wanna die within seconds

A: Hey Dude have you listened to Fabi-Beats?
B: Yeah, it cured my Ligma

by Banana Day August 7, 2018

beat and delete

fuck someone then leave them (british slang)

"you seem like a beat and delete type of person"

by sovile February 19, 2021

Beat a trans day

November 28, a day where you go out and beat trans people and they CANNOT fight back

Joseph: Hey dude do you know what day it is?
Rya: November 28?
Joseph: No dude it's beat a trans day. *BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF RYA*
Rya: NOOOOOOOOOOO

by billionsmustdie November 27, 2023