nelly ball

intentionally downplaying a person or thing expecting future rejection.

Guy 1: Yeah, she isn't that hott though, kinda looks like a mongloid.

Guy 2: You still want to ask her out, stop trying to nelly ball her and get on with it.

by the grim reader November 2, 2010

stick-on-balls

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

by You know how this is May 5, 2005

butt to balls

an expression used for grinding

sara and conor were dancing butt to balls at the party last night

by youloveme41094 January 17, 2009

Squirrel Balls

When your pants are so tight in the crotch and your balls suck up inside you.

My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.

by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013

mayor balls

The tendency for mayors in large cities to spearhead a flashy, big building project (stadiums, convention centers, etc.) at the taxpayer's expense, and often with rushed planning. Mostly motivated by wanting to out-do the previous mayor, it often is seen by most as misplacing funds that would be better invested in basic functions, like infrastructure, schools, and the like.

Chicago citizen: Our mayor would rather spend millions of our taxpayer funds on a new stadium, when he can't even keep the schools open.

New Orleans citizen: Clearly, our mayors are fucking us with their mayor balls. We can't even keep the new Superdome lights on during the Super Bowl, let alone keep the levies from breaking.

by full metal organic chemist May 30, 2013

Toasty Balls!

An expression which can be yelled out in any situation, especially to express anger, disappointment, surprise or simply to emphasize something.

"Toasty balls! I forgot my biology homework!"
"Damn, she is toasty balls hot!"
"TOASTY BALLS!!!"

by GaiGai June 3, 2013

lobbed balls

A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.

Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.

Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?

by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014