apple cider

your best friend's crush's cum.

"Just tell him you want to make apple cider sometime."

by peepeepoopeoopppo October 19, 2019

Apple

How the fuck do you not know what an apple is!!! WTF is wrong with you. You must be a autistic Fucking braindead cripple who is only hanging on, by life support

Teacher: I eat the apples!

Student: I also eat the apples

by BeefKiller October 27, 2019

Apple

Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

pat the apple

Playing basketball or dribbling a ball, specifically a basketball.

I always go to the gym after work to pat the apple for a few hours with the guys.

by iSmithy November 2, 2019

apple

apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

by MopMan_ November 4, 2019

Apple Fritters

A really nice thick ass that you wanna fuck

Owen was totally staring at Jay’s apple fritters

by JoJo_26B June 13, 2025

Apple Jail

When Apple charges your card but the card has no funds or is locked, so they put you on probation where you cannot download, update, or reinstall apps until you pay them the money.

“I can’t download that app back! I’m in Apple jail for scamming Apple out of a five dollar robux pack.”

by JnKo June 15, 2025