Poached Egg

Taking a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction as well as a muscle relaxer so that the user is rendered soft but firm. Just right.

‘Oh man I was a poached egg last night’

by JSpringsss101 October 21, 2021

Poached eggs

The spilling of man seed in a hot shower, bath, sink, hot tub, kettle, resulting in a poached egg like substance sticking to your leg hairs and surroundings.

"here mate I poached eggs in my mum's footspar last night"

by September 02, 2021

egg suck

The act of sucking an egg vigorously.

An expression used to tell someone to shut their mouth

Shut your mouth egg suck

Look at that egg suck over there

by Wowzah April 09, 2018

Eggs Or Not?

A question used to learn the approval/importance of things.
Unfortunately, the answers have no significance of meaning.

Grant- Hey, Steven. Not getting your hacked version of Guitar Hero to work; Eggs or Not?

Steven- No eggs.

by Grant Willoughby December 09, 2007

square egg

An egg that is pushed so god damn hard that it is forced into an square like shape.
You can also make a square egg by acting like its dad and beating the shit out of it.

Also another insult for calling someone gay

Damn That Bitch A Square Egg

by ILikeFerrets March 21, 2018

evil egg

- noun: an egg so rotten that it turned sentient and evil.
- slang: a type of alcohol made with water and dust.

as a noun - "Jesus Christ! Why is there an evil egg on the kitchen counter!?"
as a slang term - "Man, this Evil Egg really actin' up"

by The evil hamster October 30, 2023

Eggs on the high shelf

Used in the 1970’s to mean weed, marajuana.

Hey Susan, I’ve got so eggs on the high shelf I’ll bring over.

by Supercalifragilerealistic October 15, 2019