Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!
by Skankeroni September 17, 2025
Get the Beer nutsmug. A beer that is watery and low in alcohol content. Generally reserved for teenagers or men who are pussy whipped.
Hey Cecil, I hear your missus is home this weekend. Want to have some session beers so she doesn't file for divorce when you get home?
by Vanlifebloke July 13, 2018
Get the Session Beermug. 1: It burns! Stop it! Ah! It burns!
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
2: Sorry about that, maybe this ginger beer can help put the fire out?
1: What fire? My throat hurts
2: That's because it got stabbed, I'm talking about the raging fire that is burning the apartment down
1: Oh.
by polygloid December 27, 2021
Get the Ginger beermug. A Corona and a scoop of vanilla ice cream created by the Washington and Jefferson Baseball team on the March Florida Trip in 2012
by Mr. Big Putt April 26, 2024
Get the Beer Floatmug. by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the leer beermug. verb. Preparation or conditioning your body for large amounts of alcohol consumption by consuming alcohol on a ramp-up schedule over a long period of time.
Dani B. (Morning after) Beer at 30 is not like beer at 22...
Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
Jonny B. I feel fine. You should work harder on your beer conditioning.
by CadeyzDad September 4, 2017
Get the beer conditioningmug. 