Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way

Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.

by Qaundale January 28, 2023

Zoomaniac

Zoologist who insanely holds on to Zoontic Origins of Covid-19 despite majority of scientific community and general public seeing such is deception devoid of evidence. After Darwin's book Zoomania..both from Oxford.

The Zoomaniacs are pretending again to have evidence of zoonotic origins of covid due to a human, racoon dog soup of surface swabs testing positive.

by exDoctorMel March 21, 2023

zooface

zooface is a mix of Fuckface and Zoophile.

A: did you hear? C is a zoophile.
B: well know hes a zooface.

by towereditorteam March 27, 2023

Zoobaloop

A whimsical and energetic word that evokes a sense of playful chaos, joyful unpredictability, and lighthearted silliness.

The children ran through the park, their laughter echoing as they engaged in a spirited game of tag, their movements resembling a delightful zoobaloop of excitement and gleeful pursuit.

by AustinReaves May 20, 2023

Zoobait

The act of borderline crossing adult eye candy with animals in media, and straight up sexualizing them.

1:The movie "Strays" is straight up zoobait!

2: I know! They didn't need to show the close up of his balls like that!

by Dallasd3 October 21, 2023

Zoodents

People who attend UMASS but don’t drink at every available opportunity. Constantly skipping drinking 101 for “real work”.

“Aido questionable with concerns for health (potential alcoholism)“- Cerca 2023, Zoodents saying they won’t drink.

by wflare November 2, 2023

Zoomaggedon

The chaotic and often comical state that ensues during a virtual meeting on Zoom, characterized by technical glitches, awkward pauses, and unexpected appearances by pets, children, or anything else that disrupts the smooth flow of the online gathering.

Stan's meeting with his boss turned into a Zoomaggedon, when his dog burst through the door.

by monkdoc January 8, 2024