certified pussy slayer

jodh fishburn

Jodh is such a certified pussy slayer!!!

by ellie hb December 7, 2021

#CertifiedPoekinnie

A hashtag made up by user .___Fae___cosplays___ on tiktok for being and Edgar Allen Poe kinnie from top hit anime series Bungo Stray Dogs.

I'm so lonely and I have such terrible self doubt issues I must be a #certifiedPoekinnie.

by .___Fae___cosplays___ December 31, 2021

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's Day

-When is your birthday
-14th of February
-so you are a certified lover boy?

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

Certified Alpha Dilf

The man the myth the LEGEND joe bacchus, AKA the UK’s biggest stud who is the lengest guy to walk the Earth, he gets all the bitches and is the drippiest yute which gets the milfs hooked on him. All his mates are sardines so he has to carry the group with his handsome looks and massive muscles, making him the hottest DILF in town

No way! Is that joe bacchus? What a DILF
Certified Alpha Dilf is what u call someone like JB

by Joe Bacchhs February 17, 2022

certifiedalani

That one mf on tiktok that will never get Affagato Cookie no matter how hard they try 🙃

wa.fflu: "Hey do you have Affogato Cookie yet?"
certifiedalani: "NO IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!"

by Sea Fairy Cookie March 2, 2022

Certified Asian

When you get high and your eyes get squinted enough to look Asian.

"Bro you like certified"
"Yeah I just because a certified asian"

by Certified Asians March 19, 2022