by Jon June 30, 2005
Get the Zero Gravitymug. A series of video game reviews presented by TheEscapist.com, written and hosted by Ben Yahtzee Croshaw. New episodes are published every week, on a Wednesday.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
Despite several attacks on Croshaw, many simple minded people have failed to grasp that Zero Punctuation is not about reviewing, but CRITICISING a game. Croshaw has stated on various occasions that he is primarily a critic, not a reviewer, and anyone who cannot understand that should not bother watching his videos if they are merely going to nerdrage.
"But, like a glass of milk with a spider in it, towards the end it all goes horribly wrong." Croshaw during his Dark Void review.
"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.
"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
"Recently we recieved a mail from soneone whose name i forget explaining that they were going to stop watching Zero Punctuation." Croshaw starting the Wii Sports Resort review.
"but you dont call a sewage technician to redecorate your bathroom, and you you didnt come to me to hear how a game is good. Not when every other review has done it already." Croshaw providing the point that he is a critic, during the Batman Arkham Asylum review.
by monkeyskitz April 27, 2010
Get the Zero Punctuationmug. A really cool manga (and also recently became an anime) by Hiro Mashima about a boy name Shiki and his friends going on a journey through space to find the Goddess of the Sakura Cosmos, Mother. It's filled with fun, action and also a lot of dark and grim scenes.
Person 1: Hey have you read Edens Zero?
Person 2: No but I heard it just got an anime recently
Person 1: Yeah. It's pretty good. You should check it out.
Person 2: No but I heard it just got an anime recently
Person 1: Yeah. It's pretty good. You should check it out.
by ๐น๐ฬ๐๐อ ๐ผฬอ๐๐ฬซอจ๐๐ออฬ๐ May 22, 2021
Get the Edens Zeromug. by Mnster_enrgy December 14, 2021
Get the Zero namemug. 1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
B: No, man. She's zero points.
2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!
3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.
by H-Money October 21, 2003
Get the zero pointsmug. In work or educational organizations the first person in the organization with a contagious disease who winds up infecting over half of his or her colleagues.
by jesster79 January 9, 2020
Get the Patient Zeromug. Zero Twosday is a globally recognized holiday celebrated on Earth by a recent unnamed religion formed in 2017, who praises the deity known as "Zero Two". While the holiday itself only officially occurs once every 100 years, worshippers of this deity are known to praise her weekly, similar to other modern religions. The first of three official, and globally recognized instances of this religious holiday being, February 22, 2022, followed by February 22, 2122, and February 22, 2222 (all 2/22/22).
It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
It is of communal belief that she will return on the final celebration and it is widely considered a joyous occasion. Other believers seem to expect different forms of revenge from the return their goddess. Some mentioning things such as, 'Death by Face Sitting", or "Death by Thighs". Evidently a highly repentant religion, as often these implications and desires are followed by descriptions of the desire to be killed by Zero Two's thighs personally, with great emphasis on the thickness of said thighs. It is still unknown what sins these followers could have possibly committed to wish such treachery upon themselves.
Common usage:
"Happy Zero Twosday"
"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."
"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"
"Everyday is Zero Twosday"
"TGIZT"
"Happy Zero Twosday"
"I've never felt a woman's touch, but at least it's Zero Twosday."
"I'm so glad my $296 Zero Two figure finally came in, and just in time for Zero Twosday!"
"Everyday is Zero Twosday"
"TGIZT"
by TheDesertScrub February 21, 2022
Get the Zero Twosdaymug.