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warming fart

A hot fart let loose beneath the covers on a cold night, and then held there to fend off frostbite. Not to be confused with a warning fart.
Twas the night before Christmas,
So cold 'neath the sheets,
A warming fart flowed,
From my butt to me feets.
by Brjtlc June 18, 2010
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working on

I'm working on SOIII right now.
by Ben L. October 9, 2004
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global warming denier

Deniers are phsychologically flawed individuals who actively deny the mainstream scientific viewpoint that the earth is warming due to the release of CO2 by the burning of fossil fuels. While 97% of climate scientists are in agreement and the evidence collected by use of the scientific method is indisputable, these people deny the reality through
confirmation bias reinforced by well funded oil company propaganda and disinformation. Social dominance orientation, system justification, and identity protective cognition define the denier. These are character traits that reinforce white male hegemony over the environment and reinforce social hierarchies, and are common in a strict father worldview where the children never learn to think for themselves. The pedagogy of the strict father is belief over facts, with a powerful “head” of the family, much like in a dictatorship where there is only one leader in charge. Denialism is also closely linked to hate groups, Golf, Nascar, country music, religious zealots, and much of middle America who have been brainwashed by AM radio, essentially using our public airwaves for free, to protect the profits of companies whose pollution could potentially end most of humankind. And the pope agrees.
Science is bigly scary therefor I vote republican and am a global warming denier dumbass toxic masculinity murica trumpism rolling coal
by blixdick September 13, 2017
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working the knot

1. The act of taking a shit
2. Realy working the knot muscle sphincter to force out a bashful turd
3. What you can see your dog's balloon knot doing (especially a short haired one) while he is sniffing around trying to find the right place to dook
1. That bathroom is going to be nasty, George has been in there for an hour working the knot.
2. Man, I had to work the knot so much on that one, I think i ripped my grundle.
3. Your dog is starting to vigorously work his knot, you better let him out before he shits on the coffee table.
by sweatygooch July 30, 2010
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working it in

When you get a boner and it stretches your underwear so that there's a permanent bulge. See junk-prints
Example 1: God, she really had me working it in last night on the phone!

Example 2: Is this a joke? *holds up underwear* I could fit my head inside this junk-print! Who could work it in this well?!? It has to be God!
by lilwangsta July 9, 2011
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Couch Warming

A silly American adaptation of the customary house warming, where one lures his or her (mostly her) friends over with tasty delicacies and alcohol in hopes that they become inebriated as much as possible in order to break in the couch they happen to be sitting on...
Did you go to Michelle and Gino's Couch warming last night????

Yah.. I did. But it was weird Michelle seemed more concerned that I wasn't drinking my wine and that I was sitting on one pert of the couch for too long...
by Pharohgq June 24, 2015
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anthropogenic global warming

Global warming caused by the activities of humans.
The anthropogenic global warming of the Earth is mainly from all the carbon dioxide and methane gas released in developed countries.
by Tibriel August 26, 2017
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