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Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 24, 2020
mugGet the Womb abusermug.

Broomed the womb

when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014
mugGet the Broomed the wombmug.

shweta in da womb

shweta ate their twin in the womb, so when you caption something with "shweta in da womb", you're saying they ate. like shweta did. in da womb.
*haechan superhuman part*
person with taste: no way its shweta in da womb
by sadiemybabie January 11, 2023
mugGet the shweta in da wombmug.

Womb envy

A theory wherein men are envious of the luxury and easy life awarded to women in return for having children with elite men. It takes into account the true idea that women are envious of powerful penis men for their power, while at the same time seeking to subordinate themselves to strong first class men in return they are protected from non-elite men and able to project power over them in return for giving up their own independence for luxury. An initially retarded idea from karen who thought to copy her betters.
A man whomst desires the luxury, protection, and coddling that society affords to protect women from non-elite men has womb envy.
by TheS July 28, 2022
mugGet the Womb envymug.

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist July 31, 2012
mugGet the Womb Vandalismmug.

womb@

by ItsYaSquidBoi April 19, 2018
mugGet the womb@mug.

womb duster

A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014
mugGet the womb dustermug.

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