winter madness

When, in the winter you got to pee and you are wearing two pairs of long underwear and heavy pants. Your fingers are freezing and when you try to get your frozen little dick out of your pants it doesn’t reach past all the clothing because it is a shriveled little joke.

I got to pee and I have a bad case if winter madness.

by Blue Bu May 6, 2018

Winter Pussy

Someone who hates and is afraid of the winter season, particularly, everyone who lives in Southern Ontario (especially Toronto), and gets all uppity and scared when a couple flakes start falling. Also, they have an innate ability to forget how to drive, and where the accelerator pedal is in their car whenever it's slightly snowing. Plus, they don't know how to use a shovel, and must call the army when a couple of inches fall.

Oh, it's being driven by a winter pussy from Toronto.

by growlerMonkey February 23, 2011

Winter Welcome

1. The act of ejaculating on a girl's face and then pouring a glass of ice water on her face. Simply stating, "Welcome!" afterwards.

2. Also a beer brewed by Samuel Smith - seasonal of course. It's really good too, but not as fun as the first.

Let me get you some ice water so you can Winter welcome me Daddy!

Hey barkeep, a winter welcome please!
(This could be an example of both I guess!)

by Nicebevrgrl May 17, 2008

Winter Nose

The kind of nose you get after walking outside in the cold. It starts running as soon as you get into warm air.

Co-worker: Are you getting sick?
Walker: Nah, I just have winter nose.

by Sisco Kid December 19, 2008

Big Winter

Texan slang for Minnesota.

We are driving straight up I-35 to visit my aunt and uncle in the Big Winter.

by Kaj Amir December 27, 2009

winter map

A slang term for the phrase "pedophile" that is used by a certain online gaming community.

"thats some winter map behavior"
"guys winter map is online"

by larry69420 March 19, 2023

Winter Break

A time that is cherished by many students from elementary school to college. Younger students will often spaz about Christmas and will just have fun not being around teachers for a change. Most college students will often get high and drunk out of their fucking minds to the point where they won't even remember half of it

Me: so how was Winter Break?
Friend: I don't remember, I was high out of my god damn mind.

by Dubiks December 31, 2018