whalelard

An overweight individual that often throws temper tantrums when someone else is trying to improve their physical fitness. Likes to use term fat shaming

Person 1: Cindy threw a fit when she saw my fitbit. Said I was fat shaming others by wearing it.
Person 2: Wow. What a fucking whalelard

by My Names Not Pachinko February 8, 2018

whalehouse

1. A future shop warehouse where the shitwhale sleeps.
2. An area that has a decicated shelf filled with coffee cups and Timmyhoes donughts.
3. Beware of the shitwale, keeper of whalehouse.

That far whore Erin left her whalehouse to go give Al a shitattck.

by Best Jew December 17, 2004

Whales and Witches

Fat and ugly people

Person #1- Any hot girls at the club?

Person #2- Nope...Just a bunch of Whales and Witches

by Spitairatyew November 20, 2011

whalex

a retarded csgo closet cheater with 1k+ subs (somehow)

whalex: i dont cheat
everyone who watches his videos: nice joke

by Аnonymous December 23, 2019

Whale Subs

A man who gives large amounts of money in financial domination.

“I wish we could go to the mall today but none of my paypigs sent today…”

“No worries! I totally drained my Whale Subs today, drinks on me!”

by Allmyni August 30, 2021

sad whale

A girl who believes she is overweight and that she is rejected by men because of it. She sobs constantly while making whale like sounds.

While sad whales can be found anywhere in the world they mostly inhabit North America and Western Europe due to abundant food supplies and no real hardships to cry about.

Sad Whale: ::sobs:: I'm so fat. Nobody loves me uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa uuuuuhhhhhhwwwwwwaaaaaa.

by The Poglavnik December 13, 2010

drank like a whale

This describes the behavior of an open alcoholic, consuming vast quantities of booze.

Duke drank like a whale, after retiring from the military!

by I, Wreckerrr May 13, 2021