angry walrus

Irate Odobenus rosmarus.

Yo 'sup! Deny him his bivalve mollusks at your own risk, 'cuz dat muthafucka be one angry walrus! Werd.

by Truth2Power September 11, 2004

Push The Walrus

To exaggerate, to stretch the truth, to blow out of proportion.

"Gee you're pushing the walrus!"
"Push the walrus why don't you?"

by DoctorHello April 11, 2009

walrus ass

A huge ass that is hairy like a walrus' face.

Bitch! Don't touch me with your walrus ass! its nasty!!!

by LizzyBitch69 October 27, 2008

The Whistling Walrus

A sexual fetish act in which the male takes a fatty turd into the woman's mouth and proceeds to fuck the mouth orufus, pushing the poo down the woman's esophagus. He will then shove his dick into her anus and pee while squeezing her tits very very hard. He will then cum in here eye and slap her tities and shit on them. Its cool.

Wow that bitch just got a The Whistling Walrus! I just creamed my pants!

by Davieee September 24, 2007

porpoising walrus

A suspiciously inept simile (or metaphor)

The original: "Closer inspection revealed that the rest of the body was encased in 2-3 feet of ice, the body prostrate, suspended into the ice like a porpoising walrus." -- Charlie LeDuff, Detroit News, 28 January 2009

Laurel Fortuner, 1992 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest winner: ". . . her creamy bosom rising and falling like a temperamental souffle . . ."

Excellent porpoising walrus, Ms. Fortuner!

by jedyca January 29, 2009

Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.

Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.

by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013

anal walrus

a guy who always hogs a womans anus in bed, or always wants a womans anus,
or, a person being a complete douche !~

"ohmaigawd, richarD is such an anal walrus!~"
or,

" omaigawd, stop being an anal walrus, already!~"

by thatrandomfuckfaceemo January 23, 2014