Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)
This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!
by El Gringo Del Mingo July 08, 2010
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The Great Wal of Mart

(n.) A slang term for the discount store that has consumed America as we know it, demolishing our economy of free enterprise and putting many small corporations out of business. Also known as Wally World, The Great Wal (Wall)
Jim Bob!!! No playing in the toy section with the youngins when we get to The Great Wal of Mart!
by chas.co. November 05, 2004
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Translation: It's not a church here you are at Wal-Mart.
Said when you shop at Wal-Mart and you know they use 3rd world child labor and dont particularly care.

It's not a church here, you are in hell....we are all going to hell in a hurry anyways you can exploit at will.
regarde la belle chemise designer dans le rack avec le bonhomme jaune juste 1,49$...comment y font?

Ostie!c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte té chez Wal-Mart
by notSmiley February 01, 2006
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Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
by Katie Marie Bell October 04, 2011
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Wal-Mart Hurricane

When a person is a fan and supporter of the University of Miami Football team but has no affiliation to the University.
Mike is always going to UM games but he graduated from FIU. He is such a Wal-Mart Hurricane.
by LordBlackwood December 26, 2017
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The Wal-Mart Effect

When you've become a permanent employee of Wal-Mart - where you've paved your destiny by binding yourself to work there for the rest if your life, it is inevitable that you will become a fatty, a super fatty fat fatty, some could even argue morbidly obese fatty. This comes from the depression and misery & rollercoaster of negative emotions that comes with being employed with Wal-Mart. Every employee that works their way up in the store, undoubtedly, experiences The Wal-Mart Effect. Fattys.
Friend 1: Hey buddy, you've gained some weight since I seen you last!
Friend 2: Yeah, I got hit with the Wal-Mart Effect when I became a customer service manager.

Friend 1: Wow, our manager sure is a wide load!
Friend 2: Well yeah, every manager falls victim to The Wal-Mart Effect.

Manager: Go wash the windows.
Employee: Whatever you fat loser, if you don't kill yourself, The Wal-Mart Effect will claim you, fat ass.
by OGPAPI69 July 29, 2018
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Go To Wal-Mart

Hey guys I have to Go To Wal-Mart
Oh ya sure "Wal-Mart"...
by walmartguy April 13, 2011
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