wake n mape

Right after someone wakes up then right away heads to their computer to play Maplestory or any other mmo before going to school.

Person 1: "Hey person to what did you do before you went to school?"
Person 2: "I waked n maped"
Person 1: "Nice I wished I did that to lv up my Dark Knight, whats your Bishop's lv now"
Person 2: "lv 199"
Person 1: "Nice I'm close to lv 200 we gotta play Horntail sometime"
Person 2: "Alright tomorrow lets wake n mape together"
Person 1: "It's a plan"

by Tommyboy533 December 9, 2010

Wake 'n' Wank

To masturbate in bed shortly after waking up. Usually on weekends or days off where you wont have to leave in a rush and you take your time. This is adapted from the term wake n bake which is to smoke marijuana shortly after waking.

I'm so happy there's no school today I have all the time In the world I think ill wake 'n' wank to start off the day!

by ninjamonkeydrummer September 2, 2012

wake up with the chickens

This phrase means "wake up early in the morning."

I gotta wake up with the chickens so Im a have to holla at you later.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 30, 2005

Wake. Bake. Steak.

The process of waking up, smoking marijuana, and eating a Philly cheese steak. Traditionally done in the city of Philadelphia for authenticity purposes.

"Dude yesterday morning I Wake. Bake. Steak.ed, and the only thing I remember saying in the duration of 3 hours was, whiz wit...."

by Dr. Bliss September 21, 2009

wake n bake

waking up at 4:20 am to start baking bread and pastries

Del Sol Bakery wakes n bakes every morning.

The baker wake n bake the baguettes before sunrise.

by smellymeli March 11, 2018

Wake N' Take

Similar to a "Wake N Bake", the act of waking up in the morning and 'taking' your girlfriend, boyfriend, wife or husband.
The act of performing sexual intercourse as soon as you're awake.

What an awesome "Wake N' Take" Sarah!

by bazookajoe666rulesyomama November 2, 2010

waking up at buttfuck

Waking up so damn early it makes the ass crack of dawn seem late.

We are waking up at buttfuck to make it to the event on time.

by BIG POPPA STOCK April 7, 2017