Wade

People named Wade tend to like touching kids.

Little Kid: Good Morning Mr. Wade!

Wade: *touches him*

by sheloveskieran February 26, 2024

Wade

Wade is my best friend.
He is a caring, funny person who you can always count on to brighten the seemingly impossible to brighten mood.
People sometimes make fun of him, because he acts differently from others, but that's just who he is. And I wouldn't have it

Me: "Hey Wade!"
Wade: "Hey!"

by Cruzo December 23, 2022

Tiarnach Wade

Very sexy man who gets all the bitches, big penis that females love

Tiarnach Wade is hot

by daddydinklevich September 14, 2022

Imani Wade Syndrome

The Imani wade syndrome is a syndrome of angry delusions , you create situations in your head and believe them

Oh nah shawty wap got Imani wade syndrome

by Imani Wade Syndrome November 28, 2023

Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Wade Jepsen

You are a hot sexy thick man or a beautiful god who is definitely very sexy...

“Who is that beautiful man?!”
“That’s WADE JEPSEN”

by iLoveWadeWadeWade February 11, 2020

Wade’s cookies

Objectively the best chocolate-chip cookies ever made by a human being

Hey man, have you tried those Wade’s cookies? My mom cried for days because she can’t repeat the recipe

by Bilbo Schmaggins January 03, 2021