The act of screwing a woman with a rather large vagina, that was shaved about 2 weeks prior. An old man with no teeth and a 5 oclock shadow giving you a hummer, slobbering out of the sides of his mouth.
Wow, last night I picked up that old bitch from the bar, went back to her apartment and her box was like The Walter Matthau Mouth!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
My scoutmaster tried to blow me at camp. I wouldnt let him, his shit is like Walter Matthau dude!
by captain jeff January 30, 2008
Get the The Walter Matthau Mouthmug. Taking a test in a discord call with your friends and scoring 100% because you were allowed to do so.
David: How was that computer science exam?
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
Jenny: Easy, we all got a perfect score because the teacher had no restrictions on it, so we Walter Seamaned the whole thing.
by fredbayrerooles November 21, 2021
Get the Walter Seamanmug. Guy 1: guess who has cancer
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
Guy 2: who
Guy 1: Walter White
Guy 2: dude thats so fucked up
Guy 3: yeah dude that’s honestly kinda evil
Guy 4: my dad was named walter and died of cancer
Guy 5: we should cancel you
Guy 1: hang on boys
Guy 3: yeah, lets get em, guys!
by LooseSniper May 23, 2023
Get the Walter Whitemug. Always wearing something on his head seems like a crackhead really isn't though. Get to know him he is a cool guy that looks like a redneck.
Fuckin' Walter!
by On crack October 21, 2018
Get the Waltermug. by Wallter December 5, 2019
Get the Waltermug. Cal is an amazing guy. He could make the dumbest jokes ever and get a laugh out no matter the situation. He is quiet, though if you are close with him, he’s very easy to get along with. Everyone loves Cal and not a single person should ever have a reason to hate him. His extraordinary soul should forever be cherished no matter who it is talking to him.
#1 “guys do you know Cal Walters???”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”
#1 “youre right! i love him.”
#2 “Yeah, duh. He’s so sweet and humorous so who wouldn’t?!?”
#1 “youre right! i love him.”
by chesterscandy September 30, 2022
Get the Cal Waltersmug. a HEE HOO rat who can take over the world. She stars as the main protagonist in the new hit fanfiction: The Mistake.
by thetubbytaco March 24, 2020
Get the Molly Waltersmug.