ex-watching

looking for someone while walking in a place that has a high probability of them being there, but hoping not to find them.

~whilst walking on campus~
Friend 1: you look a bit distracted
Friend 2: yeah, ever since Mary and I broke up I am ex-watching while on campus

by socialmediahater March 5, 2023

Shit watching

when you binge watch shitty YouTube videos for hours, because you don't know what the fuck you are doing with your life.

The videos you watch needs to be fucking useless. for example, all of "food Insiders" or "buzz feed" videos.

It is like Shitposting but with YouTube videos.

I have been shit watching buzz feed videos all night. OMG what am I doing with my life!!!

by SpeedGG June 17, 2018

cock-watching

to watch thy cock; to be or act in an overly obsessed or attracted way. to be up someone's ass to the furthest extent

"bro you have bad grades" "bro stop cock-watching"

by Lazarito February 15, 2022

Watch the show

An expression used to tell someone to pay attention, usually said out of annoyance or irritation.

"Wait, did the teacher say we were working in groups?"

"She said that 20 minutes ago, dude! Watch the show!"

by MrExister February 13, 2023

watching a dvd

A euphemism created by the clique for having sexual intercouse with a partner or another individual.

Mate I'm watching a DVD so I'll be a bit late

by Cliquecrew January 28, 2015

watching the sunset?

a technique used by bi guys to get the attention of his crush. commonly used when the speaker is internally panicking because of said crush.

dude A: *panicking* watching the sunset?
dude B: wait i'm your crush?

by klanceiscanonyoucowards January 2, 2019

Watching The Notebook

Watching "The Notebook" is synonymous to:

Inflicting pain and extreme depression upon your soul

Hours and hours of happy-sad-life is ending-crying.

I'm "Watching The Notebook"; I will require exactly one week and 2 days to recuperate. If I have not recovered by this time, call a specialist.

by Himynameishahaimnottellingyou November 24, 2013