Tunnel Vision

When all of your vision is consumed by one piece or portion of an entire landscape or photo. This is due to the interest in that one aspect of the picture; Common things which cause tunnel vision are both ass and titties.

Jim: Hey, look at how nice that sunset is behind all of those people!
Randy: Wow, I never noticed that because I got tunnel vision from the girl's rack in the middle.

by ColgateASDFGHJKL;' January 27, 2014

visivag

1. a condition in which one's (especially a female's) genitalia is momentarily visible due to a lack of underwear

2. the visible genitalia in question

Steve: oh God, Josie's got visivag.
Moesha: Did she think no one would notice?

by lemonice74 June 28, 2010

cherry vision

The ability to tell if a chick is a virgin just by looking at her.

my buddy Jay has cherry vision.

by Josh October 19, 2004

Profiterole vision

A sense that lets people know if cake is near.

My profiterole vision is flashing, does some-one have cake?

by qwertyjohnson April 21, 2009

Tiger Vision

The point of drunkenness where you call upon or text upon your significant other or drunk thang.....

After the club, and a few too many drinks, I had my Tiger Vision going

by ZimmStu February 27, 2010

rectal vision

When the optic nerve in your eye travels though the rectum to your anus and causes you have a shitty outlook on life.

Its not Debbie's fault she's always depressed and bringing everybody down. She has rectal vision.

by Ballard757 January 28, 2011

North Vista Secondary School

F***cking lame school that has diifferent timetables for odd and even weeks which is f***cking troublesome. Wearing uniforms on Mondays is ok but NOT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLLAR BADGE TO PUT ON. Why must be so troublesome uniform need collar badge one. If you are looking forward to go to a secondary school that gives you advantage of letting you have your phone whole day, don't come to NVSS. Every morning there's a phone box with envelopes to put your phones in. NOT EVEN RECESS OR BREAK U CAN USE. Not gonna force juniors not to come NVSS, but if you hate all these, you won't like secondary school life here. Don't make the wrong choice like I did

Junior: I want to go North Vista Secondary School next year so that I can see you everyday!
You: Don't go my school lah there not nice one

by no_oneㅤ August 20, 2021