scar vendor

Any amateur tattoo artist that distributes and sells tattoos either without a proper liscence, or without credible experience. A tattoo from a scar vendor will typically become infected or it may not be what one originally wanted.

Friend: Dude, what's all that shit on your arm? It looks like someone took a belt-sander to your skin.
You: The fuckin' scar vendor on 3rd street messed my tattoo up.

by Tristan A. February 19, 2007

vegetable vendor somesh

Your mom

Bruh

I am
Vegetable vendor somesh

by Mosquitoe eater somesh November 23, 2021

Hawk and Verde

"Hawk" defines the male in a heterosexual relationship while "Verde" defines the female in the said relationship.

Look at Hawk and Verde walking across the street over there!

by Jesus Herbert Christ November 27, 2007

verdi

flamming homosexual

Verdi and John in the shower

by Adolf HatesHomos March 5, 2003

verbot

German for forbid

me:The government,the law,and i verbot you from killing someone.

by Ich ben Nath July 8, 2010

Verdammt Amerikaner

Somebody who tryna steel yo bread, who just happens to be American and damned.

Why you steelin' my bread fool'! Achtung, verdammt Amerikaner!

by Ellingtonsonton December 5, 2018

the beer vendor

While performing intercourse on a preferably fit and limber respectable female, the man tosses her legs up over his shoulders and embraces her by the arms. He then stands while still penetrating her, so she mimics the position of a sporting event beer vendor's tray, and walks to a different room whilst hollering "cold beer!". Extra points for going up or down a staircase.

We were boning on the living room couch but the dog started licking me so I tossed her into the beer vendor and went upstairs to the bedroom.

by MrPinky September 23, 2011