upton girl

reuben upton aka "upton girl" , "upton gril" , "chicken little" or simply just "upton" is a man with a 2mm chode. he is a fan of classical music including beethovens "ode to joy" and tchaikovsky. he is also a fan of classic death metal bands such as "my chemical romance" , "bts" , "one direction" , "pearl jam" and "cannibal corpse" . he is blond.

hey did you hear about upton girl?

yeah chode man

by sharon6969420 July 12, 2022

Uptong

(verb) when you put your tongue up any of the holes of a woman. Nose and ears excluded.

Greta: what did you do last night?
Warren: I uptonged that girl from tinder; it was hot.

by Gstr34m July 19, 2022

uptodown

Uptodown is a site/app where you can download .APK files for Android.

Jake: You did you hear that app got banned on Google Play.
Tom: No worries! Use Uptodown

by A nother dude February 24, 2023

Upton

A person of colour that was enslave many years ago mainly in the northern American countries

In the 1800s Upton’s we’re enslaved on farms

by Samuel McMackey April 30, 2023

Uptown

To slam someone.

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.

by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023

Uptoned

verb, having a sense of reasonable hope and conservative confidence that is unexpectedly and unnecessarily destroyed by an abundance of ineptitude and surprising idiocy.

I performed the biospy 2 weeks ago, but my patient was Uptoned into getting another procedure.

by Hawkeye24 June 22, 2023

uptown Philly

Chestnut Hill, East Mt Airy, Germantown.

The real part of Philly....uptown and pround

Damn, I wanna go to uptown philly so I can play some dice

by Savage 392972 October 30, 2023