upper decker

AN ACT OF WAR. To take shit shit (some crazy how) in the upper tank of a conventional toilet. The next flush will be your shit and shit colored water. WARNING: The tank will be saturated with your shit. Hence the WAR about to commence. Do not do this without an immediate exit plan. And a fucking follow up plan of how and why you did such a fucking nasty thing.
I took and Upper Decker and dipped. Because I hate that fuck. And I am also a nasty unhygienic piece of shit whom wanted to fowl their party and embarrass.... fucking however.
by theutopianing April 18, 2012
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Cracker upper

Someone who is sooo funny that they make you pee on yourself
Dude stop being a cracker upper!

Why?

I'm gonna pee myself!!!!
by Rayraymadden June 23, 2014
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Upper Crusting

To make an everyday occasion, activity or object a bit more special by using your smarts and skill, rather than just being all rich and throwing money at it.
Frankie: “Hey, how’s your new pool?”

Leon: “Check it out, I spent the afternoon Upper Crusting it with a floating cocktail bar made from Ikea shelves, a pool noodle, and some common household string.”

Frankie: “Cannonball!”
by UpperCruster November 06, 2013
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upper gardening

When a girl has to much hair above her vagina.
Holy fuck that bitch has to much upper gardening.
by darkshot June 29, 2010
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Fixer Upper

A web comic about a couple people living in a old run down house. The story is humorous and geeky. It can be found at the site www.con-whores.com
"Red: Daemeon why are there gibblets on the floor?

Daemeon: THEY STARTED IT!!!"
by DJ April 26, 2005
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upper middle

a homosexual who doesnt just like recieveing anal intercource or giving it, however they like both at the same time.
Alen: Spencer are you a top or a bottom?
Spencer: I'm upper middle we are going to have to find someone else for this, I need to have 2 men at the same time, its the only way its gonna happen!
by Your bestest friend Anya May 22, 2006
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Upper Class

Rich dickheads that care only for money and are selfish. They don't care about anyone lower than them and they will shelter their offspring to the point where their offspring turns up their noses at the lower class, to the point of where the lower class usually gets out whatever weaponry they have to hand and bludgeons the upper class offspring. Upper class people are usually to be found throwing events of high social status such as garden parties and lavish functions such as those, which are best avoided.

Upper class people are also highly bigoted and will boast of how good they are to every single person around them who is rich and idiotic enough to believe that bullshit. They like to spend heaps on unnecessary shit like designer clothes, latest toys/gadgets, fast cars.
Ricky: 'Did you see that upper class person on the news the other day? She was complaining about how the poor people make her house smell with all their filth.'
Dicky: 'Next time she complains I'll go round to her house and break her nose.'
by KTV484 January 07, 2014
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