No U

The most stupid response ever, almost all normies use it. Its because they don't have the mental capacity for coming up with a great comeback. It is a stupid response, though some memers, and few dank memers use it, but only when dealing with normies.

Mike: Ur mum gae.
Bill: No u.
Liam: Guys! The normies are fighting!
Mike: Yeah, and ur mum gae Liam!
Liam: Fuck off Mike, I don't deal with normies, I'm a memer.

by TheStrangerWhoKnows November 19, 2018

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u

the only letter you type in on your way to ud

i wikk type in u to get to ud, ez

by yeltsA kciR May 30, 2021

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No u

An offensive teem deflecting any previous remarks made about you some may consider this the most offensive slur.

Jim: you're a fuckin' faggot Billy go the fuck away

Billie: No u

by Butt sexyz January 30, 2018

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No u

The ultimate comeback to any negatory statement made towards someone on the iNtErWeBs. Basically a trump card comment. Spelled with only the 14th, 15th, and 21st letters of the alphabet, this revolutionary phrase originating from the internet of ‘memers’ is a phrase that can be used in all situations. Whether it be a racist joke, a classic your mom joke, incest joke, or something personal directed towards you- ‘No u’ works in every situation.

Shaheer: you’re gay
Me: NO U

Shaheer: o shit nigga where’s yo dick I needa succy wuccy 5 buccy

Me: I only have $2.50 tho 👀

by xxthatoneweirdgirlxx May 9, 2018

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u do u

A clean way to say, " go fuck yourself"!

"I hate you!"
"Yeah! Well u do u!

by Mzhopocles April 30, 2016

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UED

When your manager sets you something to complete which is totally unachievable in the given time frame, but you still have to pull it out of the bag. An unrealistic employer deadline (UED).

Boss: Barry isn't coming in this morning, he's going to be late, so I need you to cover his work this morning and do this lesson for him which is about to start in 10 minutes.
Colleague: Mate, you've just been UED'd.

Boss: Would you be able to go and see 3 new clients this afternoon before you go? (it's 3pm, and you need to leave at 4pm)
Me: I've just been UED'd out of my nut

Worker: Have you seen Steve today, he's rushing around like a headless chicken?!
Colleague: He looks like he's been totally UED'd

by JackieDaniels2610 September 25, 2013

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