Twinkie

A gold rim with chrome spokes.

I put some 20 inch twinkies on my seven tre chevy.

by Duble-R January 30, 2003

ass twinkie

One who eats twinkies from the ass of the drummer from Goldfinger

Chad is an ass twinkie.

by Godless Infidel June 24, 2008

Vampire Twinkie

A Red Velvet Cake, shaped like a Twinkie. The Dark Red color resembles blood.

Hey, they have my favorite snack cake in the vending machine, Vampire Twinkies!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

Twinkie Cake

Often refers to a homosexual man's butt hole (always referring to the bottom). Mostly describes the butt hole of a slim, blond, and slutty gay (also known as a twink), but can be used to describe any bottom depending on context and to whom you are speaking. It is usually accompanied by some reference to a twinkie (dessert) but that is not always needed.

1. "Did you get any last night?"

"Fuck yeah I did, I filled some sluts twinkie cake with cream"

"Oh shit."


2. "Boy, why you walking like that"

"My twinkie cake got filled last night"


3. "You like this dick baby?"

"Oh yeah, fucking fill my twinkie cake."

4. The jizz was dripping out of his twinkie cake after he barebacked

by mikeytabc2233 March 6, 2009

Twinkie McDinkles

A term often used in homosexual circles to describe a vietnamese man with a smooth, youthful, only slightly-muscular, physique that has no job but dual incomes.

That fag has it all! He's such a Twinkie McDinkles!

by Schizm September 28, 2004

twinkie king

Word for the manager of a business, usually but not always fast food, who has a secret stash of twinkies or other snack cake hidden in their office.

Rick is so damn fat that they nicknamed him the twinkie king of the factory!

by LaDeena June 11, 2006

meat twinkie

a cock

did you say you were hungry? here, baby - eat this meat twinkie

by meattwinkee December 16, 2002