tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

liner and tug

The phenomenon where at a party, the most attractive bird is invariably accompanied by her equally hideous mate.

Blimey! She's a beauty but oh my days, what the hell is that monstrosity?

by Ted Hamer June 22, 2004

pp tug

when you go up to your guy friend and tug him by the weiner and causing a possible nut or ectionif you are lucky. Could as well lead to possible horniness

bro1 "hey bro!"
bro 2"hey what's u-*pp tugs bro* ooo what the fuck!"
bro 1 "dude...how do you feel?"

by AbandonedCoochie469 January 13, 2020

tug of fuck

The place between giving a fuck or not giving a fuck.

The tug of fuck is real.

by tj24hours October 5, 2016

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014

Tug rash

Blisteringly painful friction burns on the Herman Gelmet from excessive masturbation including varying degrees of second hand man utilisation, normally arising from an all day fappathon.

Jimminy Christmas, Batman!

Even the aloe vera cream is useless against my tug rash!

by NeONscENe September 5, 2018

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot May 7, 2011