tug nugget

The semi-solid ball of semen that one rolls out of their belly button after months of jerking off on their stomachs and letting it dry there.

"I need to get out more, I just picked out a tug nugget the size of a marble"

"I hate John, he is such a worthless tug nugget"

by your_seal_name July 9, 2014

Turkey Tugging

Sometimes when you miss chunks of poop with the toilet paper when u wipe and it dries.. then during your next anal draining you notice dry chunks of poop stuck to your asshole hairs and you start tugging at them but they're hard to catch like turkeys

My asshole hurts because i was turkey tugging hard last night

by blackdynamite5454 April 19, 2011

Furd tug

To Exccesivly tug on turds, most commonly used as an insult.

Bro, look at that Furd tug

by Baby Derfs Alot May 7, 2011

Furd Tug

A person who excesivly tugs on turds.

This word is derived from the name "Turd Furgeson", and is commonly used as an insult

Why you bein a furd tug?

by Furd Turgeson May 9, 2011

tuck'n tug

An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.

My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!

by Jarome Delefuante November 4, 2007

tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.

"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"

by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008

tugging the monkey

male masturbation

When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:

'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'

by Redeye_90 February 20, 2014