trombone

When your girlfriend is licking oones ass and at the same time she wanks one off.

Jocelyn's tongue was dirty and then she reached around .......... and played the trombone

by JP March 7, 2005

trombone

leveraging the reciever of oral sex to transition to a rim job. it is called this because the twisted body parts resemble a trombone

i surprised my gal when i was eating her and i pushed her leg back and licked her ass and her contorted body made me think i was playing the trombone

by akajax November 2, 2008

Turkish Trombone

The act of a woman head bobbing on a penis (much like a walking pigeon rubber necking) while she is aggressively inserting a hollow metallic tube into the asshole of the standing man.

I walked in on my lady poking her BOB (battery operated boyfriend) and she was kind enough to give me the best Turkish Trombone with the wet end.

by Mullet or Gullet February 13, 2009

Dirty Trombone

You have a female/ life partner sit on your lap. that partner then shats on your penis then proceeds to spread it around the entire shaft. You then take hold of your meat-stick and stick it into any hole off your choosing on the body of your partner.

Your vagina smells like you had a dirty trombone

by GettinDatPussy May 21, 2011

Double Barrel Trombone

Chick's on her hands and knees, doggy position, ass in the air. Her partner gives her a rimjob while stimulating her vagina and clitoris with a dildo or vibrator, sliding it in and out like the slide on a trombone.

I gave my girlfriend the "Double Barrel Trombone" last night, made her howl with pleasure.

by painted_stick69 October 13, 2011

tromboner

its where you have a boner over 3 feet

Man she put my tromboner down her throat then i soked her vag

by tboy1999 August 25, 2011

Ruskie Trombone

Much similar to a Rusty Trombone; however, one of the participants must be Russian OR the act of a Rusty Trombone must be performed in Russia; thus, Ruskie Trombone.

"Dude, did you see that new chick from Moscow? I'd let her give me a Ruskie Trombone, f'sho f'sho."

by TheDavester September 6, 2007