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Tornado balls

When in sexual intercourse a woman twist your balls around 5 times and bites the head of your dick. Hence causing the man to make an ear piercing howling noise
"I heard Wendy gave Johnny tornado balls last night" oh yea my girls said she wanted to try that"
by Ggadfhju January 25, 2021
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anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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Caucasian Tornado

When you shit piss vomit and put a toaster in your partners asshole let them shit it out and you blend it and put it on a nice piece of toast and eat it
I met this slut Lex and she skipped dinner and begged for a Caucasian Tornado.
by Christina Skippy Spiral December 6, 2020
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emotional tornado

A combination of anxiety and emotional distress and their spiral toward a child's inability to self-regulate, as witnessed in children, often during a regular school day. The emotional tornado spins from anxiety, emotional distress and poor self-regulation, followed by greater anxiety and further emotional turmoil. An emotional tornado can wreak havoc on a child's stress response system, impair maturing brain circuits and increase the probability for long-term learning, behavior and overall health.
Ashley's daily dose of bullying on the playground led to her heightened anxiety, emotional distress from the name calling and an inability to maintain her self-regulation in the recess line; she was experiencing an emotional tornado.
by docec May 11, 2016
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Dabbing Tornadoes

It's worse than a sharknado. Its usually slightly cringe.
I've seen a Dabbing Tornadoes it's always clinging to me.
by Discordo October 17, 2020
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Slurp tornado

To suck a dick while being spun in a circle very fast
Debra:hey Ron I’m really dizzy after the slurp tornado you gave me
by Helpful swinger April 20, 2022
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Limp tornado

When someone is in a coma and the doctor says you can get a handy from the coma patient
“See that patient in there”, “she’s in a coma, $50 you can go get a limp tornado really fast before anyone sees you.”
by Limp tornado creator December 21, 2020
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